So I don't know how to document this other than to put a link to the site. What got me was the super catchy Headline

I assumed people always used the footprint of THEIR baby. However,  if your kid has an ugly foot or you just wished your baby had feet of another child. Here is your solution. 

Find Your PERFECT Baby Tattoo

I wonder if people who do the portrait tats are using more attractive "Stand in Kids". I've often thought to myself how did this toothless trailer dweller produce such a cute child. Of course if you ask they all say Yep, that's my babies Head! 

Now their dark secret is out!

 

You're an idiot and your barber needs to be exterminated.
Thanks to our good friends at People of Walmart for finding the new generations Vanilla Ice

Word to Your Mother